PARODY. I'VE GOT
YOU BABE

Even though we don't got no money and you think my jokes aren't funny.

I got you babe.

Even though you ruined my credit and didn't seem to regret it.

I got you babe.  

Even though you smoked my pot and said you did not.

I got you babe.  

Even though you voted for Trump and the house is a dump you are in a frump.

I got you babe.  

Event though the car don't go far and your love making subpar.

I got you babe. 

 Even though you rejected me and made all my lovers flee.

I got you babe.  

Even though you couldn't put the cap back on the toothpaste and didn't make the bed.

I got you babe.  

I like you with your big fat hair and even when you don't share.

I like you when you say good night only to put up a brand new fight.

I like you even though you didn't put me in your will or take the pregnancy pill.

I got you babe.